How the heck did that happen?
The family is expected at 4pm. ZORRO is out on a job and then last minute grocery stop. So...I've made deviled aigs with candied bacon, stewed red taters, green beans, the ham is prepped to go in the oven at 1 pm. I've wrapped the last minute gifts, yakked on the phone to countless people...some I didn't even know, cleaned the "public" rooms of the house and set the table. I've got Mannheim Steamroller on the cd and a nice pine scented candle spicing up the house.
Everything is as it should be.