I'm an empty-nester. I'm married to a Swash-buckling-rocket-scientist hero I call ZORRO (all CAPS all the time). I also call him Honey. We are an "Internet" couple. Yes, we met on an Internet chat board. They should pay us money to testify. We have 5 adult Offspring between us. And 6 Grands. Boy are they grand! We are parents to Bessie the Wonder Dawg. We rescued her from the gates of hell. She's fat. Her Daddy spoils her. I don't.